hannah montana

justin bieber in a blonde wig.

dude, did hannah montana's voice just crack?

by CO23 June 3, 2010

monta vista

1.A place where everyone is asian, and wears Abercrombie. There is a small group of emo kids mixed in there. Other then that, nada. Or whatever the Chinese word for nothing is. There are about three fat people, and everyone else weighs all of six pounds.

None of the guys there have ever heard of zit cream, I swear.

2. A high school where everyone has a GPA of 5.0. If one of them gets anything less than an A, they'll slit their wrists. Seriously, It's happened.

3. Land of the Miniskirts. There is no dress code. You could come to school wearing nothing but stickers on your nipples and not get in trouble.

4. Home of the Matadors. Yes, we are the bull killers who get killed by bulls, and dress up in sparkly clothing. Why couldn't we be something less embarassing, like the Monta Vista.. Moose?

5. Everyone there is either over six feet or under five. Makes being five'seven" hard.

1. "Hey, dude, check out that girl in the Abercrombie shirt!" "Which one?"

2. Kamar got a 99 on his test, so the janitor had to clean up his blood from the bathroom floor.

3. You could go to school naked and you wouldn't get in trouble.

4. Why are we the Matadors? Bull fights are illegal

5. When you can't tell a senior from a freshman, you know you're at Monta Vista High School.

by blu_iz_mi_color September 16, 2008

Montae

Is a intelligent,smart black male. And a great secret keeper. He's also a street type person

Do you know Montae?

by 10 God boii August 21, 2016

Montana mega mount

In order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his sexuality. It usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. It is up to you to bring her home with you and your THREE other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. Now the fun begins. One of you rams his penis in her vagina, the other rams his in her anal cavity (the trick is to left her butt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist tittty fucking her fat breasts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his penis deep in her mouth. This, is the montana mega mount

Harold: Me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. We intended on having a rodeo with her but Marcus decided we Montana Mega Mount her. We practically stuffed all her holes bro

James: Dude, that's kinda weak..

by billygoatbilly February 8, 2010

Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.

Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.

by K. Wright February 1, 2009

Montage Kid

A kid that records with a Capture Card and goes for clips , and plays only for clips and will complain when they die and call youa "Try Hard" if you kill them. In other words..there a Bitch.

Kraynium defines a Montage Kid. Also he's a big hypocrite.

by KrayniumsGay January 13, 2008

Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.

Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere

by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006