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Motart

What you call a little idiotic Person, a bad insult.

The term comes from when I used to call this one kid motart XP
"Go away, you motart"
by phillipo April 12, 2004
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Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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David Motari

US Soldier stationed in Iraq.
Received international fame and extreme criticism after a video, depicting Motari smiling, joking and throwing a dog pup off an Iraqi desert cliff, became publicly acessible on the Internet.
The video has since been removed from YouTube, but can be found on some video portals.
Upon having been identified by some Internet users, David Motari's bebo.com space has been filled with hate messages. The US Pentagon is currently investigating the case and Motari's identity.
Several online petitions are about this case.
David Motari is an anti-example for proper, efficient and peace-oriented behavior when at war.
by StrikeDaMic March 5, 2008
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Motard

Human beingf(thats being kind) who is so ignorant he/she would make mold look intelligent. An Opinionated person who will fight to the death to prove their facts(however wildly inaccurate are correct and the only way under god to be, behave, worship, vote, believe or live ect.) are true. Motards are to be avoided at all costs.. A simple dose of logic backed up by printed facts are enough to disarm and be done with a Motard.
what the fuck are you? Some kind of motard? See Fucking Motard
by Khys December 26, 2003
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Motaried

A sick bastard in Iraq motaried a defenseless puppy.
by Spores Of Truth March 5, 2008
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motard

by BGandAN May 5, 2005
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motard

When you have an arab friend who acts really retarded. And his name happens to be Mohammed then you abbreviate his name to Motard.
"Yo Kyle you talk to Motard lately?"
by Adwizzle May 17, 2006
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