when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 30, 2006
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The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
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Get the Mortard mug.(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.
guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?"
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."
by Gil Barry January 21, 2009
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by AC Cobra July 9, 2009
Get the Mortarboarding mug.Diego Martir is a sweet boy who just wants to have fun. He goes by @diegomartir and likes to play soccer. He is from Wisconsin and enjoys being with his siblings. His dimples are adorable makes any girl fall in love with him
by Romantic.Martir June 27, 2019
Get the Diego Martir mug.The physical property, real estate. Contrasted with intangibles, sometimes contrasted with cyberspace.
I can't teach you how to skin a cat, but a can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. Like he said, it's going one way. (Rock'n'Rolla)
by sadko July 19, 2009
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