mortar hot

u r drop dead sexy n will cause instant death

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.

by chico78225 January 15, 2011

Mortar

When you jizz you hit your ceiling

I shot a mortar yesterday

by Demarcus DeQuarius Bartholomew October 3, 2020

Mix my mortar

When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.

Christian i think I'm ready, Mix my mortar!

by Poopdiddle February 3, 2019

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

mortar strike

alex reigning death from above

holy shit look at that mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.

That guy is the mortar focker.

by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016