Morb Hopping

The act of theater hopping, specifically to a showing of Sony's Morbius

We just finished Doctor Strange, but let's try Morb Hopping

by Morbius 2022 May 14, 2022

Morb off

A phrase suggesting someone to kindly remove themselves from the surrounding premises.

Person 1: Hey can I come morb with you guys?
Person 2: No, morb off!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

Morb Weight

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

MorB[SouL]

Shlong-sucking cockgoblin, hoe. Very ugly. Thinks he's a pimp.

Dude MorBSouL is my hoe.

by HiveCluster July 22, 2003

Im gonna morb

good heavens im arriving

"Oh my god Im gonna morb"

by lil gort May 26, 2022

I JUST MORBED

what you say when you commit 'morb'

guys im sorry but
I JUST MORBED

by i just morbed June 5, 2022

Morb

To ironically praise a crappy piece of media as a masterpiece.

The Room by Tommy Wiseau is one of the earliest modern examples of a piece of media getting morb'd.

by Richard Nipples June 5, 2022