Mississippi Mopper

The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.

Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"

Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"

by ChromeCock April 7, 2017

Dicky Mopper

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

moppery

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

morapuler

"Morapuler" means motherfucker in Norwegian.

Din morapuler! ("You motherfucker")

by T peter berg March 14, 2007

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

Moppin' Dat Ass

When a man dips his dipstick into the white sauce (vagina) and slaps it in a sweeping motion among the top of the lady's buttocks.

Carl paid good money for his lady's dinner; he'll be moppin' dat ass when they get home.

by Carla Twitch June 21, 2012

Chefs Mopping Bowl

When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.

"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"

by FlintBeastwood December 31, 2013