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Stay Moist

An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.
"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"
by TacoConsumer February 6, 2018
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moistcr1tikal

Some random twitch streamer who reacts to videos of people slapping the living shit out of each other, police chases, some insane lady cooking shitty food, etc. He also has a YouTube channel where he mostly just looks the camera in the eye and speaks in a monotone voice while in a completely white outfit. He even has a YouTooz, in which he holds a total of 3 condoms, one in the right hand 2 and in the left. Oh golly, one more thing, he has a podcast. And he also is a musical artist, even though hes only posted two songs on his YouTube channel, and their about 10 months apart.
"Bro your 5 feet 1 inches? Well, at least your taller then moistcr1tikal."
by Dam_Bro453 April 24, 2020
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Moistable

Some one who has the potential to make your panties wet
Brock Lesnar, with his new beard and shit, is totaly moistable!
by Jaime1231 October 21, 2010
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moist glory

Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.
Without elation, without and interval of moist glory, the cold was gone.
by Da ballyball team March 21, 2017
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Moist Bitch

That dude is acting like a moist bitch.
by Philatron73 October 3, 2018
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Moistbrevity

Coined by a reddit user of the same name unknowingly in a post. Can be a bit subjective, but denotes a clear definition of a situation. A tangible, near physical importance to a thing or situation.
"The moistbrevity of this opportunity is just too much to let it be lost in the void"
by SomeRandomRedditLurker December 1, 2019
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moist and garrulous

Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006
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