Simp of the month

When an act of simping reaches such new heights of simpdom that the simp can e considered simp of the month.

Jesus Christ, Tyler ditched us to run errands for that chick again. Man Tyler is such a simp he could be simp of the month.

by (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ March 25, 2020

Mae Month

The month of January where we celebrate Mae, a beautiful, smart, and amazingly perfect girl who owns Nates heart. We celebrate how she makes us smile, laugh, and just be happy in general. She has a certain way of being so likable and its lovely. WE LOVE YOU MAEEE!!!

Nate: Hey Mae, i love you thats why i celebrate Mae month.
Mae: stfuu noo!!!

by perculated January 28, 2021

month of excess

the period from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve, where anything you do has to be to the fullest and no rules apply. Eat, drink and be merry daily, and worry about your liver, your bulging waistline, and your job and other commitments in the remaining dark days of winter.

As an added bonus, living so excessively in this time period gives you the perfect New Year's resolution - just stop being so irresponsible!

Johnny: I went out until 3am Tuesday night, slept through two meetings, came to work at 2pm and left at 5pm for happy hour, where I ate the entire appetizer sampler platter for 4 by myself.

Chris: Aren't you worried about your job? Or your health?

Johnny: Month of excess!!

by holler! December 2, 2010

twelve months

pronunciation in english : '' cock's taste good''
Meaning - twelve months (in Estonian)

Oh, peale kaksteist kuud ma lahkusin. (Estonuan)

Oh, after twelve months i left. (English)

OH, AFTER ''cock taste good'' I left. (English with lil Estonian)

by MiaMaria September 29, 2011

1st of the month

The most jubilant day typically in projects & trailer parks

Man, can you buy me a 40 & a pack of Kool's? I'll get you back on the 1st of the month.

by Bubb Rubb October 22, 2003

Birthday Month

When one is in the state known as the birthday month. Any month that your birthday is in, And you party or do hell cool shit for the entire month as much as is physically possible.

Have you seen sam this month, No why. She's been a mess everyweekend for the past three weeks, oh dear It must be her birthday month then, we should join her tonight then.

by >--->-G-<---< November 16, 2011

fertile month

The particular month of the year when boys are most attracted to you. Has nothing to do with your period.

Sam: Hey, Mason is totally checking you out.
Anna: Really? But he's never even talked to me before!
Sam: It must be your fertile month.

by 9Sisterjal7 December 30, 2014