Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.
Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"
Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity excuse. Call it your whore-mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. You did this because you're nuts!"
Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity excuse. Call it your whore-mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. You did this because you're nuts!"
by Mushy Mase April 10, 2011
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Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.
*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.
*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain
by alacran2121 November 24, 2009
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A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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by KulpriT1234 August 17, 2010
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Literally, it means "fried monkeys." It is likely something has been lost in the translation.
Literally, it means "fried monkeys." It is likely something has been lost in the translation.
by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
Get the Monosfritos mug.(Adj.) When something is monstrously monotonous; continuous and boring beyond almost all comparison.
1) Watching day-time TV is such a monstrous activity I would rather drill a hole through my eye socket with my own penis than bear another minute of it.
2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.
2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.
by Baarakiss March 22, 2009
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John Doe is using the Monoscientific method to do research toward a cure for cancer without sharing the results with anyone so that he can cure himself.
John Doe is using the Monoscientific method to do research toward a cure for cancer without sharing the results with anyone so that he can cure himself.
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