Moofed out:

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.

She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!

by namllrn April 27, 2004

Joe Moffett

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

by Duke Master October 13, 2010

Ronan Moffet

Ronan is a great friend to have. If you meet a Ronan, you might just have a best friend for life! Ronan has always been there for me, ups and downs.

Ronan Moffet is my best friend

by REGGIE JACKSON!!!! November 29, 2021

muffed

To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!

by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011

moufed

A piece of shit that doesn't have any friends. Plays Minecraft all day hoping to find herobrine

You heard moufed is still looking for herobrine in Minecraft, I know he's been looking for 5 years

by Weed420blazeitXDDDD January 13, 2018

muffed

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

by John Tong April 22, 2005

Muffed up

In a way the same as Muff diving, but all over the place.

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!

by iohnoprngs March 22, 2009