Mizeanite

Horribly shitty beads created by a research chemist (referring back to his last name) at a Biotechnology company in Austin, TX.

Research chemist: I made these fantastic new beads. They'll change the world! I shall call them... Mizeanite.

Supervisor: These things are crap. Get back to work and bake me a cake.

by RMurphy October 21, 2007

Mezzacappa

Highly prestigious italian family name. The Mezzacappa family originated in a small village in Italy called Monacilioni located near Campobasso in the region of Molise. The Mezzacappa family is famously comprised of genius level physicists, university professors, wealthy wall street bankers and musical and artistic innovators and virtuosos.

Mezzacappa is a fantastic guy! He is very smart, talented and good looking as well.

by familytreehunter September 8, 2010

Mizzel

Any sort of pariah.
A mizzel is a person that when direct contact is made with him/her he/she will become fidgety and twitch about.
It is not uncommon for a mizzel to smell, hoard things, have old clothes and express casual lateness.
A misunderstood character at best.
Often the first person to be blamed when domestic discrepencies arise.

"Oh my God! Rose! Look at that mizzel! Why is he sweating so much?"

"My phone went missing, which one of you mizzels took it!?"

by Rosalyn Carter March 22, 2008

miznak

An adjective used to describe accumulated filth and/or grime and/or tasteless decor; excessively nasty.

You should've seen their new place before they moved in. Totally miznak. They were sweeping Legos and dead crickets out of the carpet for hours.

by Mike Fathom March 8, 2004

mizrany

A Mizrany will always accept an offer instantly, regardless if it was made out of politeness or in earnest. Bottom line, never offer them anything unless you are comfortable with them accepting. In extreme cases they will assume an offer is on the table regardless of your intentions.

"I guess you can stay at mine" "thanks man, I take my eggs sunny side" "ffs why do you have to be such a Mizrany, I was just being polite. Go home dude.'

by Beef-witted Barnacel July 6, 2015

mazzasmilkers

The name of the fan base of Mazza.

“Oh my god are you apart of the mazzasmilkers?”
“Yes I am, I love Mazza”

by mazzamilker March 10, 2021

mezzanine

A poop someone has taken on the lid of a toilet. A higher level punishment than even an upper decker, as it leaves the poop exposed to the air and must be dealt with before the toilet is used in any capacity.

Somebody is going to have to deal with the upstairs bathroom. Some asshole took a mezzanine on it during the party last night.

Glenn Beck was outraged to discover one of his dinner party guests had left a mezzanine in his bathroom.

by HamsterDouchebag December 29, 2010