misdirectional belch

The belch that smells like it came out of your ass.

Milo belched and it smelled like it come out of his ass
(chili frito pie (belch)is good)
Misdirectional belch

by blarmilo January 18, 2006

tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.

A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.

by SPQR January 28, 2008

dick mistress

a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"

Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.

by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007

Misfire

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

"dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!"

"Sorry bro it was a misfire."

by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008

dirty mistress

a woman who's goal is to find a man who's in a relationship and make his loyalties waver. the ultimate goal is to win the man in the end.

that bitch was his dirty mistress the whole 3 years we dated.

by will77534 January 21, 2007

Misdirective Love

A love or relationship that helps you realise your actual love for another. It is where you have been too distracted with your current partner to be mindful of anybody else, however, once the honeymoon period of the relationship passes, you realise the misdirection.

It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.

Brad: Man, did Jennifer look stunning tonight and she was flirting with me and everything; wish that she was mine.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.

by Ryryq March 5, 2010

Mistress Periscope

A state of desire and need for the addiction of the social media app called Periscope. Created by therealbookbabe , the term mistressperiscope eludes to the need and secrecy to continue interacting with the app even though it's destroying your life

MISTRESS PERISCOPE will steal your soul if you pay more attention to her than your partner or life responsibilities

by La Reigna👑 November 12, 2019