Middlebrook East Wing

Built in 2001, the East Wing of Middlebrook houses some of the finest men/women on campus. While most assume living in Middlebrook defines one as an honors or art kid, the East Wing is quite different. The East Wing is filled with people that actually know how to have a good time and don't mind making fun of kids in the Tower. East Wingers are the elite few that can put up with Tower kids and still be considered cool. Lastly, the East Wing has the best rooms on campus, perfect for partying! Also referred to as East Wing, Beast Wing

Woman: Dude, you are so awesome! Lets go back to your place!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!

by ummmokaysure October 6, 2013

Middlebrooksing

Cock-blocking someone while attending or watching a baseball game.

Yo-- I am so close to going home with Yadina after the game, but Will keeps Middlebrooksing me by telling her stories about his uncle, Ozzie Smith.

by CzechChick October 30, 2013

Middlebrook Hot

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation more attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive boys acquiring girls who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors except Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.

Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: Yeah man, we saw her and she was totally Middlebrook hot.

by notchahenE September 1, 2021

aaron middlebrough

Is a gay faggot so he is actually called Aaron Middlesbrough

Aaron middlebrough ate a niggit

by 9ay_l0rd December 25, 2018

Middletown, Connecticut

that small ass city that’s rich but won’t give us any money

peridot.

“bruh omg where do you live?”
“in Middletown, connecticut ”
“ew”

by bue.nnie September 21, 2019

Middletown PA

Fag skaters everywhere. Sexy girls, most are sluts i believe. Never had beat Steel-high in football since like the 70s, rival school of the rollers. Snobby hoes and some chill girls. Boring school but preferred over Steel-high which steelton has no girls just sports.

Woahh middletown PA is boring

by poww poww poww March 30, 2011

middletown high school south

One of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)

The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.

The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.

Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.

There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)

Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.

Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"

Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"

Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"

Wigger1: "WHY YO"

Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"

Student: (sighs)"middletown high school south sucks."

by Middletownhighschoolsouthsucks June 11, 2016