Mickey Mouse

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

A show that's basically a kid friendly version of strip clubs.

People say "come inside it's fun inside" in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse probably because they're afraid of saying "c*m inside, we'll get drunk inside" due to kids being to young to ejaculate or drink.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

Mickey Mouse

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003

Mickey Mouse

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.

by Edfrommars October 14, 2008

Mickey Mouse Ears

when a large chested woman is wears a black shirt and places her breasts on your head.

paris hilton couldn't give mickey mouse ears pam anderson sure could

by Ride4CwB May 13, 2005

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

The password for the Mickey Mouse house. They call the name and the door opens.

They don’t do exercise, they do ‘mousekercise’.
They don’t use tools, they use ‘mousekertools’.
They eat mouske-food. They breath mouseke-air

Ps: Daniel if you’re reading this, I feel so stupid rn 😔😂

Hello Everybody, Come on in. Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse!

by Britney101 May 15, 2020

Mickey Mouse Stream

A Quackity stream that goes down hill so fast. Can also be referred to as a Scooby Doo stream.

Person 1: “Did you see Quackity’s stream last night?”

Person 2: “Oh my god! Yes it was such a Mickey Mouse Stream”

by MatthewGublerismylife April 15, 2021