Hey Mister

what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.

We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor

by ***w*** January 14, 2002

Mister Faggot

Response used by when called a "faggot"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.

by rickster_dc September 25, 2005

Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.

"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"

by Gary April 24, 2005

Mister Dong

very smexy maths teacher oh yes

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

by [e-mail] October 11, 2021

Mister Clunge

"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term

He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

by Anthony Sparkes July 02, 2016

Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 07, 2010

Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.

Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017