Merthur

Merthur is a ship from the BBC television show Merlin. It consists of Merlin (Emrys) and King Arthur. Merthur is not canon, though it really should be.

**disclaimer: Merlin is finished

fangirl #1: DID YOU SEE THE MERTHUR MOMENT IN THAT EPISODE?!
fangirl #2: OMG YES ASDFGHJKL!!

by NicodiAngelo January 2, 2018

Merched

I stand on what I said

I love Justin Bieber and it’s merched.

by joeexoticc November 22, 2020

turd merchant

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

by The duck! April 11, 2004

Joe Merchant

The fictional character in the book by Jimmy Buffett, Where Is Joe Merchant?

Hey man, you have gotta read Where Is Joe Merchant?

by gofishgo June 4, 2007

shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

by 13speakers October 18, 2009

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010