Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...
Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 05, 2010
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medieval fleshlight

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
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medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.
"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"
by Yellos April 09, 2018
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Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar
Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !
by pnikid691 September 13, 2020
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Medieval

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.
Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!
by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020
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