Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.

Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

Greasy Mechanic

A Mexican that fixes automobiles.

Get a greasy mechanic to fix your car.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal March 26, 2017

The Mechanic

A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.

Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.

by Lehmdawg June 12, 2019

watermelon mechanic

African American that has received further education in the study of fruit engineering. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining only the best fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.

Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

ass mechanic

another term for a homosexual man

That guy was checking you out, Fred. He might be an ass mechanic.

by kingsvillian September 6, 2005

angry mechanic

a sexual move that is done out of anger when your lover passes out early and you ram your finger or thumb in her butt-hole to maybe wake her up, or just relieve your anger.

she had the nerve to pass out butt naked midway through sex, I gave her the angry mechanic.

by delltron June 30, 2011