Metard

Someone who, despite all experience and evidence, believes, a digital world will end all problems and is willing to give all of his energy and money to start a new virtual life, following nothing but yet again another over-hyped product.

How are you, Peter? Peter? Are you there?
- Sorry, I haven't seen him for days, he is in his room with is goggles nad headphones on, meeting some people I don't know. Hope he will go to work again soon. He's such a Metard.

by tmkdoom February 17, 2022

Meanard

A mean person or an un fancy word for mean or a mean squidward

Why don’t you lend me a little bit of your cookie! You’re a meanard

by iirene April 12, 2022

Meatarse

like most other insults, an idiot, a wetty, a paigon, a wasteman

Yo, That guy last night that stole my money is a Meatarse!

by TommySchmeckle January 25, 2023

Metatard

Some one who is metaphysically retarded.

"How can they believe there are no pedophilia rings in America?"

"They're metatards."

by halk3n April 14, 2023

Meattard

A gymbro who is obsessed with protein intake.

Gymbro: "Is it gonna help make me big?"

Normal fella: "No bro, blueberries are just packed with vitamins and antioxidants."

Gymbro: "If it's not protein, I don't want it."

Fella: "Meattard."

by Big Thaddeus July 8, 2023

Mewtard

One who Mew's excessively

Zach is such a mewtard, he's not fooling anyone!

by Mewtard1 January 31, 2024

METtard

An ignorant, incompetent, functionally stupid individual that works at Home Depot on the MET team. A person so mentally challenged that they couldn't even meet the low standards of a regular Home Depot associate and had to be put into a special group of morons. METtards as a whole have high levels of absenteeism, insubordination and suicide.

They fired another METtard yesterday because he was late for the 17th time this month.

Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.

The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.

by ChazKnowzBest February 9, 2025