mayhapsibly

a mixture of maybe, perhaps, and possibly. Can even be shortened into "mayhaps". A true Jellyism.

Mayhapsibly she had other plans.

by JellyBean Madison March 31, 2009

late model mayhem

A group full of bundles of sticks. That don’t understand that the LS motor is the better option over the mod motors. They will dicksauce it with the OhPee then you have people like len who race mommy’s car and suck dick and don’t pay people for work done to the car and there are several roast a day. You make a post thinking you’re going to get someone roasted then you yourself are annihilated.

But to conclude you are all pheasants

Anyone in Late model Mayhem who likes mod motors probably sucks cock as a full time job

by EthanAdick24-7 May 19, 2018

Mahamed

(Mahamed) is definitely a player. All the girls like him and he acts like he ain’t beautiful at all. He doesn’t give a shit about relationships though and is a very lazy person to be with. He is very caring and likes making friends with new people. He is slightly shy but that doesn’t stop him from going out of his comfort zone or being friends with everyone he sees. He often views himself as a class clown and everyone can also agree. He’s very kind but has an angry side to him and is not afraid to show it when he needs to. He can be sometimes controlling but for the right reasons.

He is such a Mahamed

I wish I was Mahamed, I’d be so funny!

by English_teacher February 11, 2019

Model Mayhem

A networking site geared towards aspiring models and photographers. It would be a great site, but it has flaws that are enough to overlook the pros. It's EXTREMELY unprofessional. For starters, the moderators are always on their high-horse & they'll ban members without any kind of warning if you get into a political/soapbox argument on the forums (I fail to see the connection between off-topic arguments & expanding your portfolio). And there's alot of perverted photographers who lack talent that are only interested in finding attractive models to shoot nude (or nearly nude) for their own personal pleasures & provide no benefit for the model.

Overall, Model Mayhem sucks & avoid it like a plague! It's only a matter of time before the site crashes & burns (which it will).

Skeeter: I want to build a portfolio with some nice photos. I'll join Model Mayhem.

Homer: Don't. It's unprofessional & shitty. It's full of pervy photographers who just want to see you naked & idiot moderators who exert their power plays & punish you for name-calling on the forums.

Skeeter: Okay, nevermind. I don't have to join to know that site sucks cock

by Soul_Driver July 25, 2011

mayhem

Norweigan metal band. Famed more for stabbings than music


count grishnack

he's going to do some mayhem style shit with that knife

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Mayhem Fest

Started in 2008, a yearly music festival sponsored by Rockstar energy drink that takes place in the summer. Started by Vans Warped Tour founded by Kevin Lyman and by John Reese (partner of Lyman on Taste of Chaos Tour).

Dominated by metal bands (mostly death metal) but will also have plain metal, heavy metal, and nu-metal. Most bands are todays metal (i.e. no Metallica, Iron Maiden, etc.)

Some bands that have appeared at Mayhem are Slayer, Korn, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Disturbed, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, 3 Inches of Blood and tons more.

Guy1: Are you going to Mayhem Fest this year?

Guy2: Hell yeah! Mayhem fucking rules!! Man, Ozzfest is looking dead now.

by RoboChickin July 19, 2010

manhammer

another name for the male sexual organ; only if it is used to hammer the bitches. If it is used in a slow, loving caressing style, then it is not a manhammer but a "bitch toy".

I was laying the pipe to some skank last night. As I went for the power stroke my manhammer slipped out and I jammed it in her mud-hole.

by Cletus Van Pelt April 8, 2006