maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘

oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!

by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022

Maritza

Maritza is the most loving, caring, beautiful, sexy, freakiest, determined, impactful, goofy, childish, adorable, smart, a bad bitch, and everything in the between . She faces every challenge with undeniable determination and unrelenting will to get over them no matter what it is. She’s truly one of a kind you will never find anyone like her. She doesn’t open up much and doesn’t trust easily but when she does she’s loyal to you and only you until the end. Everyone needs a Maritza in their life she will truly make your life special, memorable, and some many memories. If you don’t have a Maritza get up and find one she’s someone everyone needs in her life.

Maritza is the only person you’ll ever need

by givxc April 19, 2022

Mauritania

An African country that not a single person cares about

Person 1: Want to go to Mauritania?
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: It’s country in Africa
Person 2: I thought Africa was just one country
Person 1: No you fucking dumbass it is a continent

by Zentheux April 21, 2022

Maritzabella

An amazing girl who would do her best to make you happy and put you first is a chismosa but really cares about you low key mean

She’s a Maritzabella

by Moneys life February 16, 2023

Max Mauritz

Crusty man who swanks

Max Mauritz, also known as Quasimodo

by papi_68686 April 28, 2022