Maude

a friendly elderly woman who befriends young people.

They Often your friend's mom or grandma, who tries to teach thier young kids life lessons.

originally from the movie "Harold and Maude"

a really cool old lady

MAUDE: Hey Charlie, Let's go save this tree from pollution.
CHARLIe: what?
MAUDE: let's rescue it from this concrete jungle and take it to the forest.
CHARLIE: oh Maude, you're so awsome.
MAUDE: Well You have to live, Charlie.

by Martin_D August 5, 2007

maudied

the undeliberate act of clearing out an entire bar by playing loud and obnoxious power pop while simultaneously jumping on a trampoline.

"Did you hear that opening band last night? They completely maudied the audience."

by Sven Gunderson October 16, 2005

Maudi

A very beautiful, strong, independent woman. She has been through a lot but has many words of wisdom because of it. She is one of the best friends you'll ever have. If you earn her trust you better keep and cherish it. Once you lose her trust you don't earn it back. She can have an attitude but everyone does every now and then. She is drop dead gorgeous. She is probably Hispanic. Maudi has big brown eyes and long brown curly hair. She is kind of short but really adorable. She's also really good in bed and can get a little freaky. She definitely is a keeper. If you get a chance with maudi you better not blow it.

Dom: Did you see Maudi today?

Brandon: Yeah! She looked fine asf.

by silly5467284 February 6, 2018

maudit

A Kebeker swear someone uses when frustrated or upset.

Maudit cave!
Maudite marde!!
C quoi ste maudite affaire la criss.

by The guy that comes from very far August 12, 2006

maudite

An amazing beer designed to destroy the weak, sending them straight to hell. It's also got a pretty high alcohol content.

Fuck to many maudite, I'm dying here.

by Aindriahhn February 3, 2010

maude

A phrase used in Ireland meaning to stalk or to creep. Originates from an old folklore tale of an old woman named Maude ("Máudé Gránte" in Irish - defines a nosy old woman) who used to be very nosy in her friends private business.

Also is used to describe a large breasted woman, or very precisely, a large breasted creepish woman.

That girl wont leave me alone, she keeps in at my business and wont piss off! "what a maude!"

by def_n March 20, 2011

Maudia

A pretty girl with a beautiful smile who is very funny and makes many people laugh, can be antisocial at times but is friendly most of the time.

Maudia is so funny!

by Joke44 September 25, 2018