Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.

Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".

by John Atams July 6, 2010

teletubby massacre

When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.

Did you hear about john in the Teletubby massacre?

by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015

V-card massacre

Woman that takes a guys virginity

Yo that bitch went v-card massacre on that guy and he went stalker crazy!!!

by Pdaub February 12, 2021

Erdmee's Massacre

Erdmee's Massacre is one of the most widely popular, marvelous innovative movie of history. The movie narrates of the sexy guy Erdmes adventure with bad bois such as targan stand user, tuvshinpleasure, king sonor and how he beat them. It broke most of the movie all time records at the time.

Erdmee's Massacre is the best movie

by DakeDure September 27, 2021

Look how they Massacred my boy

A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.

Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.

Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!

Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.

by PoorlyKnightly March 6, 2023

sweet apple massacre

A family friendly story fit for all ages that includes your favourite MLP:FiM characters. Such as Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Big Macintosh.

Brony1: Hey man, have you read Sweet Apple Massacre?
Brony2:Nope.
Brony1: Good.

by Ur nan gay lol February 20, 2018

halfway massacre

When a girl is in the process of giving a handjob and the guy is about to jizzum..she leaves the room and makes him finish alone with a paper towel.

Geoff gets a halfway massacre all the time.

by High Five For Safety! January 22, 2006