mattitus

a disease that makes the person only like matts.
whether they are famous or not, the person will still love them.

Jill: "Have you seen that matt over there? matt bellamy is hot as."
Jane: " Yah totally, but you're in love with like, every matt. WTF?"
Jill: "oh, that's just my mattitus."
Jane: "..."

by Russ. T. Bolte April 14, 2009

martinus around

A verb which is used to describe a person talking about something in two different manners:
1. off-topic
2. insulting people while not being rude
Usage:
to martinus around
He is maetinusing around again

Person A: hey, lets go skiing!
Person M: No, thank you, i do not like that sport which was exclusivly made for weak people.
Btw, did you know? During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
Person A: Oh no. Stop to martinus around again...

by Athaelstanfan101 August 9, 2017

Martinus

A very rare but sexy name. It's not pronounced like 'Martinius'.
He has a very good heart, and don't want any harm to happen.
The name 'Martinus' is also one of the names who gets most hate.

The girls he is most attracted to is girls with the names 'Kristine' & 'Melissa'

''Oh see there goes Martinus, he's like the greatest guy on planet.''

by Awwwwsome August 9, 2017

Martinus

Martinus is a nice guy who rather stays quiet then to talk in front of many people and he personally thinks it’s kind of relieving to be quite. Martinus is a guy you'll instantly fall in love with and when you try to come over him you’ll fail and fall right into his arms again.

Person1: So are you over that Martinus guy yet?
Person2: I thought so until he smiled at me

by Martinuslover January 1, 2018

Martinus

He is an awesome person to hang out or something more . He is hot,sexy,cute,funny and he always listen to your problems and give you the perfect advices. You always melt when you hear his name and when he is away you fall apart. The most times he is a Norwegian and has a lot of girls around him that they want him.He is always so cute with you and he always puts you first. He cares about you more about himself and he will so everything for you for not be hurt. You are getting happy with only one messenge from hom. He will never forget about you and believe me he protect you for life. If you ever have a Martinus by your side don't let him leave. Your life will be ruined. A relationship that stands up with Martinus is usually girls with the name : Maria, Mia, Stefani, Michelle (girls that the it name starts with a M)

Girl 1: hey why are you so happy ?
Girl 2: Martinus just send me "hey

beauty "
Girl 1: oh girl you are so lucky

Girl 2: i know 😁❤

by MariaSt. January 4, 2018

Martinus

He is so perfect every girl want him. He’s cute, funny, kind, athletic. He may be popular but he is the kindest and funniest person you will ever meet. He has a jaw line so you can get hurt on. He also has the best personality.

Oh you and Martinus is together he is so kind and hot.

by cute.animal.lover January 14, 2018

Martinus

Martinus is the best guy you will ever meet. He is cute, kind, funny, athlete. He has the best personality. He is hot and has a jaw line that you can hurt yourself on. He always will by your side and be a good friend/boyfriend

Oh you are together with Martinus. You are so lucky he is perfect and he is so kind

by cute.animal.lover January 14, 2018