Marta

The most beautiful and intelligent girl in the world.
Can't get any awesomer than her.
Loving. Outstanding. Wonderful. Radiant. Yummy..

Mister A: I wish i had a Marta..

Mister B: Well you're certainly not getting mine -.-

by Mister Purtle October 31, 2010

marital aid

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.

1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

maruti

The Most kickass damn cool small Car in India.Very Cool and pretty hot looks yet very cost effective or call it very cheap !Famous for its fuel efficency.And you can own a cool model for 4000 bucks !!!

Its better than Hummer-H3 or BMW 745 !!!

hey look at that , its a Maruti 800 !!!

by Linkin Park September 20, 2005

Martai

A curly- haired guy who thinks he’s the best basketball player in the world. He’s a self centered meanie who only cares about himself. Though he can be nice at times he is also very secretive and impulsive and can make you feel worthless. One minute you’re the reason why he’s living and the next you don’t mean anything. He complains about everything and begs for attention any chance he gets. He talks crap about himself constantly but has a really big ego. He’s a lying, cheating, disrespectful person. And to anybody out there reading this that is thinking about dating a “martai”, he won’t hesitate to drop you for somebody else and that’s just facts. *and he has a small wiener*

Girl 1: omg Marta is kinda cute ngl
Girl 2: nah girl he is such an asshole, he only cares about himself
Girl 1: really? He doesn’t act like it
Girl 2: yeah only cause he’s so fake that Barbie is jealous

Martai=fake

by TooBadForHim062 June 1, 2020

marjtard

Doing something or saying something superiorly retarded. An unintelligent individual.

Also someone that is a follower and can't think for themselves.

The marjtard bends over backwards to any corporate demand.

by Friendly_Frank August 2, 2008

Marstal

A little town on the island Ærø, Denmark. Absolutely nothing happens in this town, and while it is the large city on the island, there are only about 6 shops in total. Nothing with a pulse can be seen on weekend days. It is boring here, so very very boring. BORED

Oh no, please! Don't send me to Marstal!

"Where is the city center?" "You are standing in it."

by MJST May 23, 2012

Marital Terrorism

A act committed by a person, when for personal gain, they knowingly have an affair with a married person regardless of the emotional, physical, or financial devastation caused to the marriage.

Their 20 year marriage was destroyed by marital terrorism.

Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.

Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.

by Dreamt Organization - December 4, 2013