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Marineius

(1) A Marine who reports to medical after doing an incredibly stupid act.

(2) The polar opposite of a genius.
Sgt. Smith is a true Marineius, he ran into a pole during a formation run and broke his nose.

Doc: Why do I have to be out there at 5am?
Marineius: We want to start the training by 7.
Doc: You are a Marineius.
by yaymarinecorps April 15, 2010
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roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.
Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.
by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017
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Martini bar

A nasty fart bomb dropped in a densely packed room. Customarily, after the Martini bar is planted, the perpetrator retreats to a practical vantage point to view the resulting chaos.
Steven was at the club last night and pulled a wicked Martini bar and laughed as he watched people squirm from the DJ booth.
by Johnson Thomas March 13, 2011
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dry red martini

When a girl that is pregnant has sex and is in labor as she is having sex but the male's penis blocks the baby from coming out.
Oh no! Dry red martini is happening, I'm in labor!
by WillDaBoss7 March 10, 2017
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Vesper Martini

The drink was popularized in the novel Casino Royale (1953) when ordered by its inventor, secret agent James Bond (Agent 007), to commemorate his strong feelings for its namesake, Vesper Lynd. Although there have been a teleplay and two films based on this book, the signature cocktail was only mentioned twice in the recent Casino Royale (2006 Film): when he ordered it at the poker table and several others followed suit, and when Bond states that he named the drink the Vesper, because once he tasted it, it was all he wanted to drink. The cocktail is also mentioned by its ingredients in Quantum of Solace, but Bond does not refer to it by name.

Because these movies were set in the present-day but Kina Lillet has not been available since the early 1980s, its mention in the recipe in these movies is anachronistic.
Vesper Martini From Casino Royale (2006 Film)

James Bond: I think I'll call it a Vesper.

Vesper Lynd: Because of the bitter aftertaste?

James Bond: No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink.
by Jake Tripplehorn March 8, 2009
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Keansburg martini

A cocktail including whatever hard booze you have in your freezer and/or fridge (i.e., uncorked cognac) and whatever juice-free children's fruit drink (i.e., blue Kool-Aid) you have lying around. Usually served in a big-ass souvenir cup from a bowling alley or 7-11.
We got hammered on three Keansburg martinis before 11, puked, and kept drinking anyway.
by the_ghost_of_richie_foley March 3, 2009
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dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous
"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"
by Lousy August 29, 2003
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