Marineius

(1) A Marine who reports to medical after doing an incredibly stupid act.

(2) The polar opposite of a genius.

Sgt. Smith is a true Marineius, he ran into a pole during a formation run and broke his nose.

Doc: Why do I have to be out there at 5am?
Marineius: We want to start the training by 7.
Doc: You are a Marineius.

by yaymarinecorps April 15, 2010

dutch marines

Hearts of Iron IV YouTuber iSorrowproductions said that Dutch Marines sounds like something you shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary, so of course I looked up Dutch Marines on Urban Dictionary; only to be disappointed that there was no disgusting or bawdy definition, so I decided to provide one.

"Ya know, Dutch Marines kinda sounds like something you don't wanna look up when you go on Urban Dictionary."
Check out that girl's Dutch Marines!
Ooh, he kicked me right in the Dutch Marines!

by Chancellor Nicotine January 21, 2018

Angry Marines

Space Marine chapter in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe that was orginally created on 4chan. Has only the most irritated, insane, mad, generally angry Space Marines who can't be assigned to any other chapter due to their disregard for chain of command, general profanity and irritablity. Tend to carry out suicidal assaults - and win nonetheless.

Are generally led by Commissar Fuklaw, Egar, or any other equivalent of a pissed off Imperial Commissar.

Marines in this chapter also have anger-related names, often spelled backwards for humourous (?) effect. Examples include Ragequit, Muchdickery, Getoffmylawn, Dissep, Bitch Sodomiser of Death (BSOD), etc.

Normally also are recognized by their chant - "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"

Are also notorious for having Powerfeet and Powerfists - the Fists to smash the enemy's face in, the Feet to curbstomp and kick in the enemy's balls.

Random Imperial Guardsman -"Commissar, who are they?"
Random Commissar (in awe) - "They…are the Angry Marines. And they shall know no calm."
Angry Marine Sarge - "GOT THAT MUCH RIGHT, FUCKERS! WE'RE HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHITTY OP! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US WORK, YOU CUNTS!"

by Logical Fellow June 29, 2012

recon marines

A Recon Marine can speak without saying a word, and achieve what others can only imagine. SWIFT! SILENT! DEADLY! Reconnaissance Marines are the hardest mother fuckers on the planet. They remain humble, never expecting the fame or glory given to other branches special forces. They are the silent killers, the dangerous ones, the men who always have a plan to kill everyone they know. Recon teams are assigned the types of missions that the American public will never hear about, the missions that the government denies, in a country that American forces are not welcome. The Recon MART/BRC selection process is arguably the hardest in the United States Military. It pays to be a winner. Only the smartest and strongest marines are accepted into the recon training company. The Reconnaissance community is not a place for the weak or faint hearted.

"My men have a child like fear of the dark, for the men with green and black faces lurk in the night, these are not ordinary Americans they are called Recon Marines." -North Vietnamese commander Arizona Territory 1969 1st Recon known by Terry Taliban simply as "the sons of Satan"

by Amphibious0321 December 2, 2013

dutch marines

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Dutch Marines looks like something you shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary.

by LeafMaster2k17 April 21, 2018

dutch marines

When two gay guys are sucking each other's dicks while jerking off another set of gay guys that are french kissing in a pool very seductively whilst atop a Turkish battleship being sailed by a Saudi Arabian woman in a burka in the Persian golf off the shore of Saudi Arabia.

Shit, that's a whole set of dutch marines.

by Sir Adolfo Hilter March 12, 2020

Marines Disease

Not to be confused with Legionairres Disease

Marines Disease(AKA MD), A condition/infection of the brain, Not life threatening(But to others maybe?) which causes the person to have a natural compulsion to harass and disturb others in many ways(Compulsive Name calling, stalking, pestering others etc), Effects can be very horrendous and can lead the victim to SUICIDE. If the victim stands up to him/herself or retaliates, The person with MD does not like it and therefore goes mad!.

People who suffer this condition who decide to undergo a military career for some reason turn out extremely sucsessful in the Marines. This is how this condition was named 'Marines Disease' and makes the Marines 'A force to be reckoned with'.

Most of the MD symptons have already been described above but doctors claim that MD sufferers have a 'Harassing Call' that is used when they harass thier pray, However it sounds like 'Ele Cuntay'(Sometimes Illay Cunfay). For example if thier victim was called John, The MD sufferer would say 'John Ele Cunthei' multiple times.

Marines: 'John ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei'.

John: 'Damn, Im getting sick of being harassed by those Marines all the time!, At least im not suffering from marines disease!.'

by Asams10 October 5, 2007