Merchants Guild

A group of wealthy bankrollers who Cohencidentally own >95% of the media and have serious beef with Europeans.

A warm thanks to many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.

by TheRubyEmerald December 3, 2021

384 Merchandise

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.

by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008

maichang

From the Tamang language, the term "maichang" is referring to a girl, preferably a younger girl.

Damn, that maichang is so beautiful! I want to ask that maichang out!

by therealom February 27, 2020

Bottle Merchant

Someone who loses their nerve, backs out, or otherwise fails to follow through on what they say they will do. Commonly used to describe athletes or sports teams with a history of failing to win when they have the opportunity.

That team were 3-0 up at half time and still lost, total bottle merchants.

by Dru3 April 20, 2021

marching band

1. My whole entire life.
2. The class I live for.
3. The after-school activity you actually enjoy.
4. What you look forward to all year long, and you even love marching in the mud, the rain, and the blazing hot sun at band camp.
5. It taught me to appreciate the dirty things in life.
6. The late night bus rides where you play games, sing cheesy songs, and make out with your bus buddy (hey it's dark, and ALMOST no one can see).
7. Getting naked in front of everyone and loving it.
8. Your real family, that you love and also want to do things with.
9. It takes up all your free time and you love it.
10. Something to actually be proud of, since we work harder than the football team, probably win more awards, and we have more fun. Plus, it's one of the only sports that has boys and girls. You can never go wrong with that.
11. The feeling of belonging to something.
12. The BEST THING ON THE PLANET!!!

At one band competition, we got to the school at 2 A.M. and got back at 4 in the morning the next day. I was tired, my feet hurt and I had five shots in my coffee just to stay awake. And for that 24 hours my home was the white tent where we changed, my family was the band and all my friends, and heaven was those styrofoam cups of burning hot chocolate and out sock feet stepping in rain puddles while we frantically changed into marching uniforms. It's the amazing feeling you get when you finish the last note of your marching show, and the sound resonates all around the stadium, and you snap back to attention trying so hard not to smile because you're so happy.

by twily-whirly-marching-girly May 3, 2005

Leon Marchand

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.

Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023

Le Merchant

A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.

A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses

by cooliofoolio13425 June 26, 2015