While at a bar or nightclub, you are jacked off by a woman you do not know and do not wished to be jacked off by, while dancing, although circumstances force the issue. You then proceed to cum on the woman's back for lack of another place to shoot your load. Afterwards, the woman introduces herself to you, only to result in you walking away in disgrace.
Eric- "Hey! Look at Steve! Who is that girl? He looks so pissed. Should we help him?"
Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."
Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."
by TheMiracle February 27, 2008
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while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)
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Miracle money can most often be found in: back pocket, bottom of purse, small pockets in backpacks, between the seats in a car, under a mattress, in a bra.
Miracle money can most often be found in: back pocket, bottom of purse, small pockets in backpacks, between the seats in a car, under a mattress, in a bra.
"That will be $8.24."
"Shoot, I only have $7.12, let me see if I have any miracle money in my pockets."
"Shoot, I only have $7.12, let me see if I have any miracle money in my pockets."
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After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.
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