Manuel

A kid who doesnt pull out because he cant get it in. He has never beat his meat to anything to a picture of emily and legend has it he has a 1 cm inch shlong

Manuel has a 1cm inch schlong
She told Manuel that he had a little one

by OoferBoi May 16, 2018

Manuel

He is a dickhead. (atleast the people I know of who have this name.) People with this name can be VERY annoying, stupid and rude and think that they are better then anyone. They think they are strong but even a piece of paper can destroy them. But they still seem to get girls, which is very weird and seems impossible (mostly because the girls like bad boys.)
But they can be nice, but that is very rare.

Overall Person: 1.5/10
(This doesn´t mean that everyone named Manuel is any of those bad things I listed, but most of the people I know named Manuel are dicks.)

Girl: I like Manuel!
Boy: Why? He is a dick, annoying and stupid.
Girl: But he is a bad boy!
Boy: Oh my god, he is gonna ruin your life.

by RapDap November 14, 2022

Manuel

A human which looks like and acts like a dog that often likes hump or penetrate random things. All the Manuel’s have atleest 3 cousins and all of them have the same beginning such as Mari. There is mariquita Molina, mariposa molina, marinera molina. This Manuel tends to have necrophilia and constant sexual intercourse with either a male dog or one of his cousins, in other words incest.

Ex: Oh my fucking god that man is such a fucking Manuel.

Ex: I’m sorry ms. Klein your husband is being charged 50,000 for being a Manuel

by Katlin Glover August 8, 2018

Manuel

Manuel an funny guy. If you are named shahin he get your balls and sucks them like hell. He's very cool.

Manuel like shahins Ball. He gives them an massage

by Dkdmdmfk February 20, 2018

Manuel

He is sooo nice when u first meet him but a year later he will turn on you and break your heart into a million pieces. He is rude now and stuck up

1# I like Manuel I think..
2# noooooooooooooooo

by Thekaitlynb December 1, 2018

manuel

manuel a guy who comes off as sweet so he can gain popularity. He seems as if he's this good guy sometimes but in reality he can be a bad guy. He focuses on soccer so much that he completely forgets about his girlfriends. he dates soccer girls because they have "more in common". in general, stay away from manuel.

manuel is my boyfriend, but he never talks to me.

by xoxoheartbreakgirl October 15, 2019

Manuel

A small Mexican boy, who is retarded and likes penis.

Person 1- Yo, I think Gerard is small, Mexican, retarded and gay
Person 2- Yeah, I think he's a Manuel

by DankMeemLord March 8, 2020