a manners girl

a girl who attends lady manners school. she often wears a short skirt allowing her to flash her gash this regularly results in a pregnancy before her GCSE's. A manners girl is stuck up and is known for owning around 14 horses and her own stables. This applied to every girl who goes to lady manners school, it is not just a stereotypical view from the rival school highfields. highfields is a much better school where they achieve very high grades and have a wide range of cultural and diverse students, ranging from chav-esque boys to new look obbsessed dumb pre-teen girls. girls from manners are also known for their slag like behavior, boys from highfields know this because they have on many occasions tried to 'pull' a manners girl. this has never really resulted in a long term realtionship. some say this is because of the slutty manners girls but secretly we all know its due to the genuine unattractivness and chavness and dumbness of the highfields lads. also they do not get sarcasm. highfields girls are known to be jealous of the manners girls. mainly because of their natural beauty and indvidual style. manners girls are very classy and mature for their age. highfield lasses are jealous of this becasue they still act and dress like they are in year 9 with their flower top/dresses and 3/4 length leggings and primark pumps. so basically, do not trust a manners girl they are all heartless whores.

'a bowling ball accomodates less fingers than a manners girl'

'i am so jealous of them manners girls. they are all so pretty. they dont have to slap a whole tub of dream matte mousse on their faces before they caome out unlike me - a highfields girl'

etc

by a manners slag June 14, 2010

Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011

Nicole Maines

One of the most beautiful and kindest people you’ll ever meet. The first ever trans superhero on television . Helps you realize that it’s ok to be who you are

Woah did you hear about what Nicole Maines posted

by anonymous October 26, 2020

mariners

The best baseball team in the land. See victory.

The Mariners beat the Angels 12-1.

by KRHimself December 18, 2003

Vikings with manners

Royals, or the British royal family.

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.

by atty1chgo May 23, 2007

Mariners

The saddest team in MLB history. With ownership devoid of even one baseball savvy mind, goals that do not involve winning, and a fan base that packs the stadium on Ichiro Bobble Head Night, this team is poised to be the first in MLB to lose 100 games while sporting a $100 million dollar payroll.

Devin: Are you taking the family to watch the Mariners tonight? It's Richie Sexson golf club night ya know.

Todd: Along with my family I'm taking some clients also. Should be a great function tonight, I can't wait to get some Rally Fries!

by Mr. Squanky October 3, 2008

mariners

hot guys that are the coolest ever

MARINERS are the shitttt

by koala loaf August 18, 2003