Mayasexual

1. To be attracted to said Maya;

2. A straight girl or gay guy who bends their sexuality for ONLY said Maya;

1. Boy: I am definitely Mayasexual.

2. Boy: So, you like girls then?
Girl: No, I'm only Mayasexual.

by xjackalopex December 27, 2009

bi-my-mansexual

a woman who's only bisexual as long as her man is with her.

Karen is bi-my-mansexual. She's only bi when she's getting it on with a woman in front of Marc, her boyfriend.

by cocogrrl June 11, 2006

miisexual

when someone loves a mii too much and they pay someone to draw rule 34 about the mii

I heard that brandon is miisexual

by bruh please March 3, 2021

MiSexual

Being so into yourself that you literally would stick your own genitalia inside of yoursef if it was possible and at all times.

Look at Billy checking himself out in the window. He is so MiSexual

by ajmacker August 3, 2011

marksexual

when you have a sexual attraction to mark sloan

i can’t stop starring at mark that makes me marksexual

by hotforgreys January 3, 2021

Mayosexual

Mayosexual is a gender where you eat mayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.

Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridge will disappear. 😳

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020