michaela:)

the most absolute magnicent amazingest chick ever to be born! she attracks the stupid ones, she knows who she is, she doesnt take shitt from anyone! shes a princess, and knows it. you dont treat her like one, then baa bye babyy. she sometimes has trouble with her self cofindence with her body, remember this to remind her she is the world to you and she'll fall in love with youu<3

michaela:) paige johnson

by m;john:) June 13, 2009

(Michaela)

Smart, tasteful,beautiful are just some of the words to describe her. Her gas smells like minty mints.When she walks she calms the turmoil of the middle east. She has great feet. She once beat Gordon Ramsey in a cooking and eating contest. She gave an interview to Sweet Brown, and Jonatan the turtle kid. She has never woken up with bad hair. She applies Michaela to MAC and its overdone employees. She make your stomach warm like hot chocolate on a frozen Thursday while snow has fallen in insurmountable levels letting you know its going to be you and your blanket until the next school day. Her voice was used as an unauthorized sample at the beginning of Ultralightbeam - Kanye West.

Sir:"Good day Ma'am"

Michaela: "Good day Sir"
Sir: "Behold a lady"
Gentleman: "I wonder how many Michaela's are left in the 20th century"
Sir: "Not many kind sir, I must surrender her now before the sunsets"

(Michaela) - woman faster than her time but smarter than the populous of women in the 21st century.

by Grinddaddy June 13, 2017

Fuckin' Hell Michaela

A common expression used when something goes wrong.

"We are breaking up"
"Fuckin' Hell Michaela!"

by Debra Biblooby August 26, 2019

Michaela

A sweet, warm hearted person who can keep secrets. Is very sensitive and strong even though no one will understand what's going on at home; usually wears a mask to make sure she's not acting strange or different to the crowd. Mostly SUICIDAL when it comes to hard time in an early age.

Dude I think I might commit a Michaela today...

by Miss Anonymous Facts February 13, 2017

machalack

(mak-a-lak)1. basically a rich guy or a guy with rich clothes. 2. the guy who always has something to say. 3. the leader and the guy who has everything.

1. look at that machalack crossing the street.

by firesa January 12, 2008

michaelaftonenthusiast

funny

“hey did you see michaelaftonenthusiast‘s new video” “who the fuck is that”

by flooffys January 30, 2022

michaela

among us impostor that doesnt leave medbay also kills people in front of people aka sputnik

dont be like michaela, stay out of medbay

by Trash idiot March 8, 2023