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MacGyver

The act of sticking a stalk of celery out of your butt and lying naked, face down on the floor. Your chick then proceeds to begin fucking the celery as the celery as it simultaneously penetrates your ass.
Friend: "Mmmmm....Is that celery with Peanut Butter?"

You: "Nah, I MacGyvered that shit."
by KnightLite October 12, 2010
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MacGyver

When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.
My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.
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THE Macgyver

While a female is jerking off a male she discovers there no other lubrication around and chooses to use her own vaginal juices to assist in lubricaion in the jeck off session.
Honey do you have any lube? No. She then wipes her vagina and uses the acquired juice as lube and thus used The Macgyver.
by XXXguyXXX October 14, 2009
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MacGyver

A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.
"I needed to tighten that bolt right then. Luckily, I had my MacGuyver on me..."
by darkwing_duck1a March 31, 2004
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MacGyver

multi-ended (yet budget) tool created out of a plunger, a broom handle, a 3 year old bag of chips, a squirrel's left hand, and a telephone (or similar such objects), used to pleasure women of 30 years old or younger. please, no old hags.



oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.
One baaaad ass'd motha fu... (SHUT YO MOUF') but i'm talkin about shaft, i mean macgyver.
by motha fucka April 11, 2004
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macgyvering

To manuever oneself indirectly in social aspects of life. Jumpstarting a conversation with pure bullshit.
Gustofer "Fred" Hansboug was Macgyvering around the fraternity party.
by John Wineman January 3, 2009
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MacGyver

The act of planting ones' hands on the ground and simultaneously propelling ones legs outward in a kicking motion to strike an object with great force
Alex totally macgyvered that backpack.

Dude Carl, keep him distracted while I MacGyver him.
by master macgyverer April 14, 2006
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