This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day
by Sixgippyguppies April 4, 2019
mugGet the NATIONAL TOUCH MY BOOB DAYmug.

Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.
Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.
by The Cure September 22, 2008
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October 4 is national grab my dick day this day was created on October 3 when a lot of hose and school wanted to grab one dudes dick there for national grab my dick day was created
Hey bro it’s national grab my dick day no Homo

It’s all good bro here let me grab your dick

Did you guys hear it’s national grab my dick day I better go grab Kyle‘s dick
by Grab my dick October 3, 2018
mugGet the National grab my dick daymug.
The "English" version of Omae wa, mou shindeiru.
Friend: Daniel just stole all your chips
You: OMAR LMAO, MY OCEAN DAY VIEW
by SHOERSON October 1, 2018
mugGet the Omar lmao, my ocean day viewmug.
where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12
Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls
by danny.swish March 10, 2020
mugGet the Lick caviar off my balls daymug.
january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT
“i love my man thats not my man”
did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”
by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023
mugGet the national my man but not my man daymug.

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