New York Mets

A baseball team with annoying hot dogs like Jose Reyes that takes over 1st place late in the season and then gives it up to the Phillies in the last week of the season

The New York Mets blew another lead to the Phillies

by PhilsWorldChamps08 March 11, 2009

Pulling a Mets

Simply, "Choking", as in the Mets of 2007 and 2008.

That kid is pulling a mets over there, someone do the heimlich.

by ryanhoward February 25, 2009

meet the mets

Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.

Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.

I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.

Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.

by cappdoodledoo May 14, 2011

Doom and Gloom Mets Fan

The first fan to enthusiastically proclaim the Mets to be the best team in the league when they're on a hot streak then denounce them entirely when they hit a rough patch

Bob: "The Mets lost 6 in a row! They suck! They all suck! Even deGrom!"
Tom: "Weren't you just saying that deGoat and the Polar Bear were going to bring the Mets to a World Series championship like last week? You doom and gloom Mets fan."

by Mmmmmmets August 30, 2019

New York Mets

An Alleged pro Baseball team in N.Y.C, A bunch of losers, CHOKE ARTISTS who can't hold on to first place in 2007 and 2008. pathetic group of non winning monkeys which is an insult to real monkeys because they are smarter than any mets player. M.E.T.S My Entire Team Sucks

The New York Mets choked in the N.L East the past 2 years

by Goosfraba69 August 24, 2009

86 Mets

the post coitus pile-on that happens when your done with the random hook-up at the party and your friends bust in and jump on the bed. much like in the 1986 game 7 mets win pile-on of jesse orosco on the mound.

yeah i thought it was funny when you guys 86 mets me but that girl was pissed when 5 guys rushed the bed.

by all for nothing April 18, 2008

Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge

French for “I put my balls down your throat.”

Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
Sébastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!

by maladroit is me March 11, 2023