Markled

Verb: To be used. Victim of a parasite. To have ones reputation ruined by being Markled. To have everything turn to shit once affiliated with them. To he controlled.

I went to a charity event with her and we struck a deal. She controlled every detail. Once she got her 15 minutes she ghosted me. I was well and truly "Markled"

by Deranger March 17, 2023

Merfle Munchie

1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.

dragon chef whelp merfle munchies merfle munchie

by Sixthleafclover December 14, 2010

Meghan Markle

When you spend $2 Million suing someone only to be awarded $1.26 by the court and land up outing yourself to the world as a liar.

This new business plain sounds like a Meghan Markle.

by MontyPythonCHAZ January 7, 2022

Merle

A girl wich is very funny and highly intelligent. Merle is possibly the most loyal Person you'll ever know if she falls in love with you, you will have an place in her heart forever. Having Merle as an friend is great luck because she is always doing her best to make her friends happy. She is one of a kind!

"I just can't forget that one girl"
"She must be a merle"

by Houstonbatman March 17, 2017

Markle

A flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. Can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. A markle can often be associated with a shart.

There's something wrong with that girl, I think she markled her pants.

by frogorgy November 11, 2011

Merkel Effect

Describes a double-standard, where elected officials do not care about civil rights violations concerning ordinary citizens, but scandalize similar violations when they happen to them.

Coined by Edward Snowden.

"It's equally if not more concerning that we're seeing another 'Merkel Effect,' where an elected official does not care at all that the rights of millions of ordinary citizens are violated by our spies, but suddenly it's a scandal when a politician finds out the same thing happens to them."

Edward Snowden in an interview with NBC news.

by dzire187 April 22, 2014

MARKLED

When you ghost anybody that has ever helped you out but are no longer useful

I haven't had my phone call returned for days

You've been markled

by Omid Scobie August 29, 2022