Merked
Merked by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022
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'Is that directed at me, meaning I am weird but I can't admit it? stfu man, im perfectly normal ...'
'yeah calling yourself the 'k'ing king' is really normal;)'
FULLY MERKED.
'yeah calling yourself the 'k'ing king' is really normal;)'
FULLY MERKED.
fully merked by nickiminajfan2011 May 13, 2011
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merk (merked)
Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel
1.) Being late
2.) getting lost
3.) Doing something stupid
1.) Being late
2.) getting lost
3.) Doing something stupid
merk (merked) by Jess May 13, 2005
get merked
Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.
get merked by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025
Merkelist
Someone who wants to destroy their own country.
A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.
An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!
A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.
An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!
The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.
Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018
Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
Menked
When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...