Mepstein

v. to friend request random strangers on Facebook who you do not know, in hopes of giving the illusion that you actually have friends when you clearly do not because you are a douche.

This random guy mepsteined me on Facebook the other day. We have no mutual friends. This is creepy.

by tha social network September 26, 2010

mephisto’s cafe

Hell

“Mephisto” Is derived from the German word Mephistopheles, meaning devil.

Thomas-“We’re going down to mephisto’s cafe”

by 2+2=4 -1=3 quick mafs May 31, 2018

Mephisto

In the German legend of Faust. Mephisto was the devil who an alchemsit named Faust sold his soul to, hoping to gain knowledge and power.

Guy 1:Dude, Mephisto isn't originally from DiabloII?
Me: Nope, Neither is Diablo
Guy 1:What!!! Whatever man, your full of it dude.

by ALostSoul April 21, 2004

MEPS

Military Entrance Processing Stations

I got my balls checked at MEPS today, OORAH!

by 0321 Recon June 20, 2008

mephosotolisis

A disease almost as rare as the CGA demo, in which a member of the Assembly actually overdoses on 3eb. Symptoms include nausea, sweating, increased wisdom, anxiety, seizures, the urge to get a tattoo of a favorite lyric, delusions of grandeur, levitation, insight into the meaning of the universe, and genital swelling.

"Do you see that guy with the headphones having a seizure while floating in mid-air?"

"Yeah, must be mephosotolisis."

by Kreb_star August 29, 2009

mepsi

a combination of milk and pepsi
preferably served in a slushee cup

guy 1: yo dude at my party, all anyone is gonna be drinking is mepsi

guy 2: wow that will be a lit party bro

by ivybrady July 30, 2020

MEPS

MEPS is a term for Military Entrance Processing Station. Can also be known as the term Military Entrance Prevention Station. This place can either be a good place for an applicant entering the military or a bad experience. MEPS has a way of getting things out of someone that a recruiter could never fathom. No one knows how it's done but it gets done there. This place has different types of ball bag muskets at the ready

Hey man did you go to the MEPS today to join right? No man when I went down there they got it out of me that my mom told me I had asthma when I was younger and I told them. Wow how did that happen? I don't know but I heard that they pulled out the ball bag musket and shot it in my recruiters mouth. Yeah man that's some fey luck if I ain't ever heard it.

by pantyteamaster August 30, 2010