medieval fleshlight

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
by September 02, 2021
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Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see
“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice
by cherrycolaollipop January 21, 2024
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medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.
"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"
by Yellos April 09, 2018
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Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar
Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !
by pnikid691 September 13, 2020
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Medieval

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.
Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!
by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020
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Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.
Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.
by stenkbreath July 29, 2024
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