A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.
I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 5, 2010
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Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?
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Janet: Hey, why is my pet hamster coughing up tiny pieces of tinfoil again? Evelyn: No worries, he probably just ate another medieval manlet. That nanoscopic peewee runt of a pipsqueak manlet won't do your much larger hamster any harm.
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