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maculan

tall boy likes sex

nothing much else
want to have sex?
of course I'm maculan!
by lilythomas01 October 8, 2020
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masculution

A solution provided by a a male that females find absurd. Often provided in the most effective manner that still requires the least thought, planning or action.
She was upset that her husband's masculution was to place cardboard under a table leg instead of actually fixing it.
by MartyMcFlab October 20, 2020
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Conditional Masculinity

When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.
Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."
by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022
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rod of masculinity

how is your rod of masculinity feeling right now
by rod of love May 2, 2012
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masculinist

A man who can't get a girlfriend and thus becomes semi-gay. Generally not liked by girls/women. He is pro-male and rejects the reality between men and women.
Not the opposite of feminist.
John can't get a girlfriend and thus decided to become gay. He is a masculinists
by Bubba January 4, 2005
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mascularity

an over-the-top macho attitude that doesn't take itself too seriously, poking fun at manly pursuits in a humorous way

The word is a multiple portmanteau combining masculinity, muscularity and hilarity, coined in the Isaiah Mustafa viral ad campaign for Old Spice, July 12-15 2010.
"Unfortunately most people aren't pain-deflective pillars of strength and wisdom and mascularity."

Like the Man Show, most Super Bowl commercials are exercises in mascularity.
by filidhe July 15, 2010
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Toxic Masculinity

Just a man being a man, the word Toxic was added by feminists in order to shame men, and be the ones to take control over the men.
Feminists usually don't call Criminals as Criminals. No, they just use this term instead and blame all the men who can't control.

The main concept is just to turn men into Beta Simps, and be a woman's puppy.

Unfortunately, they succeed into achieving this, and most men now are just weak, and their wifes treat them like a shit, which they can't do anything about it because the whole system is just glorifying women and is on their side, no matter what.

In todays world there is about 10% of men left who are Masculine (or what they call Toxic Masculine) and being themselves and not causing harm to anyone, but they are being targeted by feminists in order to kill masculinity and take the charge.
Simp: I'll pay for her, I'll treat her like a queen and make her happy, so this way she will love me and be with me. (Gets used)
A man with toxic masculinity: *he doesn't give a damn about women, but still they chase him*
by Tommydella October 7, 2021
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