Deson Martinez

Henry Millers Husband

"My name is Henry Miller, and my husband is Deson Martinez."

by Svartsjuk January 28, 2021

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Martinelli

1) The last name of some seriously cool people. Italian origin.

2) An extremely tasty sparkling cider.

1) "The Martinelli's are better than your mom."

2) "Have you tried Martinelli's Cider? It's like Jesus in a bottle."

by One cool Martinelli August 11, 2008

jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.

Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

by fat triel November 26, 2015

Martinez Twins

Angels who deserve the world and the kindest individuals around.

Martinez Twins? Yeah they're fricking sweethearts man.

by HTlikesJakePaulstfu August 1, 2017

April 28: Melanie Martinez day

On this day it's Melanie Martinez birthday and thats why we should devote this day to her

It's april 28: Melanie Martinez day

by Space_Giraffe April 28, 2020

martinee

Stands up for her beliefs. If you try to change her opinions, she will battle it out until the end with you(with words:)Very easy to get along with. If you’re on her good side, you will feel appreciated from the first time you talk to her! She wants to be friends with everyone, and the fact that that’s impossible limits her not!

“Martinee is already friends with the new girl.”

by Gabrattage69 May 20, 2018