movie listening

Rather than movie WATCHING, movie listening occurs when two people have become distracted by each other during the movie and start making out, leaving them only the ability to hear the movie instead of see it.

guy 1: so was the movie you watched with that girl any good?
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.

by movielistener November 14, 2010

never listening to autumn while driving again

"never listening to autumn while driving again" is a phrase used in a popular TikTok trend in which a person is driving a car in a video game (most commonly GTA 5) and there is a massive crash while the song "Can't Take it!" by Autumn is playing. The lyrics "baby look at the view" are sung when the car gets into the accident. It is also used when the car drives off of a cliff or gets thrown across the map.

Depending on the vehicle, game, or circumstance it is being used in, there are many variations of this phrase.

*Car crashes into a 200-ton semi-truck and gets brutally demolished*
"i aint never listening to autumn while driving again 😭🤦"

by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023

light on listening

when a person doesnt listen well, for instance your telling a story and you can tell when the listener is fading from the convo...he or she may look glazed over or just respond wit 'mmm-hmm'

hey man are you even paying attention to me? you are mad light on listening.

by jay7777 March 5, 2009

Lottering

When you and a peer arrive at a work or school parking lot at about the same time and you pretend not to see them and stay in your car listening to the radio or doing some other fake busy work for no other reason than you don't want to walk in with them and have to chat awkwardly during the journey.

Sorry I'm late. I pulled in at the same time as that dumbass in shipping, so I had to do some lottering for awhile until he was inside.

by Wuzee October 20, 2009

loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.

Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007

loitering check

A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.

1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.

Example 1.

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check.

Player: 1

DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.

Example 2

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check

Player: 23

DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.

by Dustin db McKnight February 6, 2007

Lobstering

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧

Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018