cutting logs

pooping in long cylindrical segments of doo

Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat to the poop shore and marked his new territory as poop island. Land of the stink.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

the logs

The logs are a place in forest gate which people cotch on to blaze up nad smoke away

come we go blaze at the logs

by mix master April 5, 2004

3 logs down

jacking off
(only do when you are alone)

don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

sea logs

when you take a solid shit in the ocean

"Yo bro im about to drop some sea logs in the beach water bruhhhh my sklimealatata"

by Krazyguy3000 July 15, 2020

Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016

Lincoln Logs

When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.

"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"

"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."

by UncleRumpleFugly July 7, 2009