Lithuanian Fight

2 people/opposing sides can "declare" a Lithuanian Fight. That means that each person gets as many of his friends as he/she can get to come in the "declared" time and the "declared" place. This has to be an agreement.

Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.

It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.

Person 1- "why are you hiding in my house?"
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.

by Commilad September 20, 2007

Litha

A name derived from the Xhosa Culture, which means 'lighting up the room' .

It's typically used for females who would most likely have a cute face and thick body when older.

"That girl is so pretty, her name must be Litha"

by Beautyisnotapersonalitytrait September 1, 2021

lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

lithub

Lithub is a portmanteau of "Lit group chat" and "GitHub". A LitHub is a GitHub repository or pull request with a lot of people commenting and submitting issues and pull requests. This is very common when a new JavaScript framework is rapidly growing in popularity

You hear about all the pull requests on bandwagon.js? A lot of PRs are coming in from shoobies who don't even follow our spacing rules but such is the fate of a repo once it goes LitHub. That framework'll have a .io domain and stickers in no time!

by Lola the Micropanda September 5, 2016

Litpost

A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further

Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating

A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"

or

A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM May 9, 2021

Lithium

A mood stabiliser medication used to treat bipolar disorder (manic - depression) used as a song title by kurt - cobain because he was bipolar.. works by changing levels of chemical glutamate... very toxic and deadly in cases of overdose.. can cause hand tremours.

"remember to take your lithium tonight"

by Emmett October 9, 2003

Lithuanian Pillow Fight

A fight, where you use bottles instead of pillows to knock down your opponent. Normally happening in a bar or pub. Usually there will be only one winner, the last person standing in the room. There are rumours that it is an old lithuanina tradition, sometimes still executed in the lithuanian countryside.

"Hey, what happend to your face?" "I was in a Lithuanian Pillow Fight last night."

"Watch your mouth or we will soon have Lithuanian Pillow Fight in here!"

by SirJoe March 29, 2010