A band who has fans that speak about percentages when their percentage adds up to 102%. Limp Bizkit's second album, entitled Significant Other, was OK, but after that, all of their songs sounded like shit. Likely because the lead singer liked to actually eat shit. Currently, as of this writing, Limpbizkit, as they are now called (fucktards), is seeking a new guitarist. Their one requirement is that the new band member be of Asian decent. Why? Because aZns are mad phat, yo!
by Bitchin Kitchen May 30, 2003
Fred Durst: Scott Stapp you pussy-ass bitch!!! Come and Get Some of the Starfish!!
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?
by Jasonrulesall April 05, 2005
by Timmmy January 04, 2004
by guillotine to fred durst's fagpenis September 04, 2004
by bob September 06, 2006
limp bizkit is the shit!
by john March 24, 2003
This is to the guy who put source six in.
Limp Bizkit are a completely and utterly shite rap/metal band!
You need to grow the fuck up man, i hate limp bizkit. I listened to them when i was like ten, and you know they suck, you know its just these guys doing it for the money. You wana good guitar player listen to Hendrix for christ sake! He did coz he was passionate for his guitar, and it was the only way he knew how to make money. the guys in limp bizkit are a bunch of little pussys who need to grow the fuck up too (with their fans). How can you listen to the album "chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water", without thinking of suicide, dude! the whole intro and outro thing, what the fuck! I wana listen to some music, not some dj twatface speaking down through a synth tube!
Also if you wana listen to rap/metal, at least listen to rage aginst the machine, the guitar players amazing (tom morello). Im no huge fan of rap/metal but rage is completely acceptable!
How about you just mellow out and listen to some funk, chilis, zebra heads, im a bass player and chilis is the way forwards, there my favourite band, get the "What Hits!?" cd man. Oh sorry thats to cissy for you isn't it, you have to listen to some fuckwit rapping about how he hates life! Get stoned man, mellow out i expect you probably had a real tough up bringing didn't you! lol, oh yeah and not on that organo shit you probs buy coz you probs look about ten, some dealer just slide you some lettuce or sumthing! lol
Yo michael get a life dude!
Limp Bizkit are a completely and utterly shite rap/metal band!
You need to grow the fuck up man, i hate limp bizkit. I listened to them when i was like ten, and you know they suck, you know its just these guys doing it for the money. You wana good guitar player listen to Hendrix for christ sake! He did coz he was passionate for his guitar, and it was the only way he knew how to make money. the guys in limp bizkit are a bunch of little pussys who need to grow the fuck up too (with their fans). How can you listen to the album "chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water", without thinking of suicide, dude! the whole intro and outro thing, what the fuck! I wana listen to some music, not some dj twatface speaking down through a synth tube!
Also if you wana listen to rap/metal, at least listen to rage aginst the machine, the guitar players amazing (tom morello). Im no huge fan of rap/metal but rage is completely acceptable!
How about you just mellow out and listen to some funk, chilis, zebra heads, im a bass player and chilis is the way forwards, there my favourite band, get the "What Hits!?" cd man. Oh sorry thats to cissy for you isn't it, you have to listen to some fuckwit rapping about how he hates life! Get stoned man, mellow out i expect you probably had a real tough up bringing didn't you! lol, oh yeah and not on that organo shit you probs buy coz you probs look about ten, some dealer just slide you some lettuce or sumthing! lol
Yo michael get a life dude!
by mole (aka henry) April 13, 2005