Lemon Demon Quotes

Sharks exist in real life (WOAH)
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France

I’m sorry if you read this but Lemon Demon quotes are funny

by SwagToastOwO January 26, 2022

Lemonberry

A word denoting that the conversation is going south, into a possible HR red zone. When one exclaims "lemonberry", conversation must immediately become G rated or cease altogether.

Trevyn: "Cathy's mom is a total..."
Stephanie: "LEMONBERRY"
Trevyn: "I was going to say totally awesome person."
Stephanie: "Oh, I thought you were going to say totally foxy cougar that I'd like to tap."

Trevyn: "Oh, well that would be inappropriate."

by ccEIS June 29, 2013

Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."

by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016

Lemon

Sour-tasting egg laid by citrus duck

Person 1: How do you want your lemon cooked?
Person 2: medium rare

by Harambe69 July 25, 2018

Lemon

I don't know what everyone else is talkin about. A Lemon's a fruit. A little yellow fruit.

I like to eat lemons. Cause they're a fruit.

by pdavis93 July 28, 2010

easy peasy lemon squeezy

slang phrase (from an old British detergent commercial) used to express that something was quickly and easily done.

the claim processes was easy peasy lemon squeezy

by nick_f November 4, 2009

lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

by Alex Long February 11, 2006