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Crash landing

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
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Ladies Upstairs

O my bredren, when dem juridic Ladies Upstairs come, you will be sorry you haven't done more for de Lord!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 5, 2022
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ladies man

A man who the ladies love, easy to talk to, or love being around. A man who has the respect of them and well doesn't need to kiss and tell, they do it for him.
"You know Oda Soda right? From Lakewood? Yea he's a ladies man."
by The Soda Pop August 3, 2007
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gen-ladin

Osama's kids? Or ours, if their side wins
Gen-ladin!? Marketing to them is a necessity, and yet forbidden. The Future is a wearisome paradox. Or perhaps not.
by Pbaddy August 19, 2009
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Ladies always cum first

During intercourse the male will at all costs make his female partner cum before him even if it takes several hours!!!
Man#1: My girlfriend's mad at me for cuming before her.

Man#2: Dude ladies always cum first.
by ]|[ T-GAW March 3, 2011
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Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.
"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011
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ladydisdain

Originally the name of a profile featured on The Onion Personals. The ad: "I'm a geek. A girl geek. I like the funny. If you can make me laugh and call me a pretty, pretty princess, I'm yours."

The ad is ubiquitous to this day and is still being referenced in jokes in the comments sections of The Onion AV Club.

Now ladydisdain can refer more generally to anything hated for its ubiquity.
"I can't go anywhere without seeing that guy. He's such a ladydisdain."

"Vanilla Ice was unavoidable in the early 1990s. He even appeared in the second Ninja Turtle movie. This caused him to be viewed with ladydisdain."

"Steve posted his ad on only a few choice billboards, being careful not to ladydisdain his image."
by Bourbon Diction Andy June 5, 2009
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