The almighty.
"And so sayeth teh Lanzer "Let there be a place where all can go and be made into chibi sprites!" And so he madeth this place. And our Lord called this place "Gaia", and it was good.
by Boringplum January 30, 2004
Get the lanzer mug.tits that just can't be controlled. always popping out, nipples blazing. they have a mind of their own. they used to be g's, but they were downsized. they like to party. they could suffocate a man.
by idontlikethatbitch April 12, 2009
Get the lazertits mug.When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.
"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009
Get the Lazer Mazer mug.A future ruler of the world. Their organization is divided into 10 groups with a supreme potentate, all of which are dependent on eachother. There are only about 30, usually heavily armed with either sexiness or actual weapons, including but not limited to- knives, guns, chemical weapons, military aircraft, experimental weapons, and powerful laserbeams. They always have clothes on, as if they were to remove their clothes, their sexiness would tear through the very fabric space-time continuum. Indestructible. their most notable trait, as seen by survivors, is a viking helmet that fires lazers on comand. One of them is extremley fond of screaming, "get some!"
reporter- And in later news, A lazerviking was spotted on the moon, carving in bold, visible letters, "get some".
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Get the CYNDI LAUPER mug.The Largest city in Broward County, Florida and a major center for commerce. like any other major city, it has crime and bad enighborhoods but still a lovely city on the beach, i recommend visiting Las Olas if ever in Ft. Lauderdale
by 954fineST. June 13, 2009
Get the Ft. Lauderdale mug.Ft. Lauderdale is actually not in Central Florida, but in South Florida (for the people who obviously don't know anything about Florida).
The entire Eastern end (Rio Vista, Victoria Park, Bayview, Los Olas, Harbordale, Harbor Beach, Galt Mile, etc;) are very wealthy palces, some of the most costly places to live in, within the entire U.S. The Eastern neighborhoods are beautiful and well kept. The Western neighborhoods however, for the most part, is more lower class than say the Eastern end. Ft. Lauderdale is not ghetto. Whoever thinks so obviously does not know what the term "ghetto" is.
The entire Eastern end (Rio Vista, Victoria Park, Bayview, Los Olas, Harbordale, Harbor Beach, Galt Mile, etc;) are very wealthy palces, some of the most costly places to live in, within the entire U.S. The Eastern neighborhoods are beautiful and well kept. The Western neighborhoods however, for the most part, is more lower class than say the Eastern end. Ft. Lauderdale is not ghetto. Whoever thinks so obviously does not know what the term "ghetto" is.
Person 1: "I wish I could move to Rio Vista in ft lauderdale"
Person 2: "Me too, if only we were millionaires. Literally."
Person 2: "Me too, if only we were millionaires. Literally."
by EllaLeeLisa May 22, 2010
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