langa and reki

the best couple ever

langa: reki, could you help me with this new trick?
reki: *is ready to devote his time completely to the man in front of him* sure thing, what do you need?

langa and reki, the beat couple <333

by kenma’s wife stfu March 6, 2021

landspeed

one of the best artists out. (there is two of them)

person 1: have you heard service by landspeed
2: yea dat shit go hard

by cinizturr June 10, 2021

franzl lang

One of the best Jodlers in history, who is guaranteed to liven up a party or festival(primarily in German speaking countries)

They had Franzl Lang come and play at the Hofbrauhaus, what a party...

by Dapper731 January 18, 2017

Aiden Lang

some big booty dude who literally warps gravity because of his absolute dump truck

Bill Nye: Bro why is gravity all messed up?
Sir Isaac Newton: dude its Aiden Lang's big booty
Bill Nye: Oh damnnnn its so jiggly

by sussy person ;) June 15, 2021

Laingsburg

A town with an approximate population of 1200 in the dead center of Michigan. It has an excellent educational system and very few ethnic citizens. It should be noted, that this is despite the fact that the town has been non segregated for nearly an entire decade.

Upon entering the town, one will spot its well known mantra of "Laingsburg, the town where men are men and sheep are scared."

Did you hear? They finally allowed African Americans into Laingsburg.

Huzzah! I wonder if any of them would be interested in purchasing some sheep?

by Peylon Manmeer January 4, 2011

The Langsner

The act of being a faggot. Everyday you wake up looking to suck penis. Whenever this person is not around everybody in the world has a wonderful day.

I was having the best day until the Langsner came around, and he started blowing a guy in my room.

by andandand1234567 March 22, 2008

Flying Landshark

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.

"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"

by J Bornberg December 22, 2004